Mystery Quiz #11: any questions?

Congrats to HessJa and SingerJ2 for tying atop a 99-player field in KW Mystery #11. This was the third-largest field for a KW Mystery Quiz to date.
“Mystery” was particularly appropriate here, since each prompt consisted of question marks. All of the answers were actually questions; the hidden secondary theme was that the number of question marks in the clue corresponded to the number of words in the proper response.
KW Mystery #12 is still open. As always, it closes Sunday evening.
Q1. ???
WHAT, ME WORRY? (82%)
MCW:
ALFRED E. NEUMANN (8%)
I expected a lot of Alfred E. Neumann responses at first, but once you got the hang of the quiz, you should have come back and changed your answer.
Q2. ???
WHERE’S THE BEEF? (93%)
This classic 1984 Wendy’s commercial features character actrss Clara Peller asking the infamous question.
Q3. ???
WHEN IS EASTER? (50%)
BWA:
ARE YOU AVAILABLE?
U MAD BRO?
In the Western Church, Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. I had fun making this one up. (The thick black line delineates March and April.)
Q4. ???
WHO’S ON FIRST? (93%)
From Jimmy Fallon’s update of the classic Abbott & Costello sketch.
Q5. ????
CAN I KICK IT? (18%)
BWA:
ARE YOU (EXTRA) EXPERIENCED?
AN AUDIO CLUE? REALLY?
This track from A Tribe Called Quest heavily samples Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” – and many of the wrong answers featured some combination of those words.
Q6. ????
DID I DO THAT? (74%)
The classic Steve Urkle “whoops!” line.
Q7. ????
WHEREFORE ARE THOU ROMEO? (81%)
From the Romeo & Juliet balcony scene. “Wherefore” just means “why” – as in “why are you a Montague?”
Thanks to WinchellV for indicating the comma after “thou” (as in my original correct response) does not appear in the text, and to patkav for pointing out that “What’s in a name?” comes from the same scene, although no one went that route.
Q8. ????
DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR? (85%)
Self-explanatory.
Q9. ?????
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? (57%)
BWA:
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
The classic child’s question in diagrammatic form. You can read the full post from which this image comes at Relatively Interesting.
Q10. ?????
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? (75%)
Yes! This is from the U.S. men’s hockey team historic 1980 upset over the Soviets in the Olympic semifinals at Lake Placid. They would defeat Finland to win the gold medal.
Q11. ?
REALLY? (57%)
Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update had a segment called “Really!?! with Seth and Amy”. Here’s just one example.
Q12. ?????????????????
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? (24%)
MCW:
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP? (30%)
This was a tricky one, and I’d re-do it if I could. The prompt has 17 question marks; the MCW is only 16 words, and is incorrect anyway: “Tootsie Pop” is the proper name of the item.
I did accept one alternative answer:
MR. OWL, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
as it has the proper number of words *and* all of the words appear in that order in the commercial. In re-writing this question, I’d include shots of the character asking all of the other animals.











